Life Above the Mat – Lost & Found

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Life above the Laundry-O-Mat
At the Suds and Duds
It can be interesting,
Occasionally enough.

There is a Lost and Found
On the back wall,
On it hangs a bulletin board.

Locals can post a bill on it,
Most of the time,
If you loose something
Then I keep it, if no one claims it,
Except for this time.

This guy found a cat
In the out back alley,
He made a sign and posted it
With a picture.
The sign reads:

CAT FOUND
FEMALE – NO COLLAR
NOT VERY FRIENDLY
NOT HOUSE BROKEN EITHER
CALL DAN 01784 55 5555

So I called Dan, “Hey Dan,” I said,
“I live above the Laundry-O-Mat,
And seen your post,
Good Luck,
Finding a home for that.”

I mean, “That is one ugly cat.
It looks feral. Don’t bring it up here,
To the Laundry-O-Mat.”

They already have a cat,
At the Suds and Duds,
I found it in the dryer,
Her name is Fluffy.

Good Luck!

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