GREEN-EYED MONSTER CAT

By the Mighty Mumford

GREEN-EYED MONSTER CAT!

 

We have a monster cat,

There is no doubt about that…

In the dark we can see

His green eyes plainly,

He moves at the drop of a hat.

When I move toward the kitchen,

I know that he is just itching…

To run in a ZIP

So I almost trip,

Missing him by a smidgen.

When he wants attention—look out,

Your backside may find his claws out…

Bend over and smack,

Settles on your back

As though you’re positioned his couch.

My wife has to guard  her plate,

Avoiding what the cat ate….

Distractions allow

Her to finish her chow,

His pestering, an unfortunate trait.

His latest attitude to try,

On the back of her chair up high…

From there cats easily survey!

Our green-eyed monster cat,

Is worth all, and more than that…

We’re kept on our toes

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