Life Above the Mat ~ Carl

This is Carl celebrating
He’s coming with me,
To the new London Launderette,
He is my watch cat,
The one named fluffy,
I found in the dryer.

He turned out to be a tom
So I name him Carl,
Instead.

Carl likes to drink beer
While watching the rats chew wires,
On the washing and dryer machines,
There he’ll sit, sipping,
On a Bud Light,
It’s his entertainment.

He doesn’t like Jim Bob much,
Carl thinks Jim Bob steals
His beer, and I say,
Nonsense Carl,
Jim Bob has his own.

See how happy Carl is…
I love him so much,
So I shipped him,
But, I had to bribe him first.

So how did I convinced him?
With a Harley Tee and a beer.

Say bye bye Carl.