Have I mentioned that Carl and I
Are leaving tomorrow…
For very long vacation to Paris,
I’ve been running around getting ready.
Today was going to be Spa Day .
Carl insisted that he wanted to go.
Excited about an entire day of beauty,
When he was asked what treatment
“Mummy said mah get woks.”
They thought he said WAX instead of, “the works.”
I wanted to kill somebody, but ,
I did not freak in front of him.
Maybe he won’t notice he’s hairless,
So, I guess were ready for the trip.