Trick or Treat Top Ten

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Top 10 Trick or Treat Cat Facts
1. A cat never comes home drunk after being out all night with friends.

2. You can’t put a bell around someone’s neck and always know exactly where he is.

3. You can stroke a cat without automatically being expected to have sex.

4. When a cat comes in at midnight it doesn’t wake you up by smashing into the furniture.

5. Cats never pretend they know how to fix what’s broken.

6. Your cat doesn’t care what size your boobs are.

7. Cats will love you even when you have bad hair days.

8. Cats love rubbing up to your legs no matter how much cellulite you have.

9. It’s okay if your cat rubs up against the guests in your home.

10. You can’t be neutered if you stray.

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