Life Above the Mat – Cowgirl

Life above the Mat, in the Launderette
At the Sultry Suds, it can be interesting,
Occasionally, enough.

I lived above the Laundromat
It’s where I met my boyfriend at;
Where I meet all my friends,
My best friend too,
It’s where I fell in love,
Living life above.

It’s a place where we can share stories
And do more than just a load at time,
It’s a pub & suds if you’d like to pop in,
For some fun, sometime.

People come here to wash and buzz,
It’s close to where Jim Bob lives at,
He helps serve and drinks the malt and ales,
Helps for what ails you too, and anything else
If you might want to drink and talk about it.

Well, I got married,
met his mum
And his family maybe it seems
We had a ceremony
At the Registers office or
Something like that.

Met Jim Bob Chuck’s brother;
Juicy John Bob
At first, thought he was Tom Cruise,
But not, I get it now,
How he could be Jim Bob’s best man and all.

I like him a lot like that,
And his Mum too.
So I said yep.
It’s true; I said I do
And he did too.

So now we are going on honeymoon
For a stiff one,
wanting to try it all out.

After that we will get to drinking
Celebrating something
Once Jim Bob gets to pouring,
Before long, we were still able to
To do it like that,
he likes me on top,
I like to rub it in
Have a cigarette, shot of vodka
Then we just laugh afterward.

Anyways, we went to London
and did it at the Sofitel
Occasionally he says, “I can do it like that.
And I said, I like it a lot
Now that we’re married
to do like that,

And I’m not even drunk, and I do it cowgirl style
Or something like that, I said.

“Who do you think I am, Ginger Rogers
Or some kinky sex maniac like that,” I said.

“Just take it easy,” Jim Bob said; ”your my heifer and I’m your bull,

Be a good girl or else…,” he said,
“Or I’ll send you to Live in Blackpool.”
And I said, “well I guess; alright then”
Maybe, I’ll try to be good I guess,” I said

But that was enough talking about it.

We just laughed and that’s all I have to say about that
Except that he wanted me to play Cowboys, bareback with him

Or something like that.
Whatever that means, long as I don’t have to be like Bronco Billy
I guess it will be alright.

How about that, it’s the first time,
I’d ever seen anything like that,
I never been to rodeo
in my own bed before
And that’s all I know about that.

So life goes on, Life above the Launderette,
Hasn’t been so bad, because I love Jim Bob,
And he loves me and it feels good too,
To have someone to be married to or something like that,
Life can be good like that, playing Cowboy and Cowgirl
And we’re still laughing about it;
If you know what I mean….